Anonymous: whats the last mean thing you have done and felt sorry about it
its not exactly something im done. its just im not as close to my two old best friends as i used to be and i feel bad about that even though its not all my fault
Anonymous: what have you done with your boyfriend? i have been dying to know
uhm we’ve done everything except he hasnt eaten me out and we havent had sex hahaha
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
